GOD IS DEAD, FATED TO BE AN EXILE, CONSIGNED TO THE FLAMES SINCE 2005.

I made this up myself during one rare sunny day whilst looking for something to drink. Having a hankering for something icy, sweet and with milk and not feeling like having the “coffee-shakes”, I made the perfect ticket.

Ingredients

½ a cup of crushed ice
½ a cup of berry mix (I used the Sara-Lee frozen in-a-bag variety for this)
½ a banana, sliced up
3 swirls’ worth of Cottee’s choc syrup topping
3 tablespoons of Vittoria drinking chocolate powder
1 cup of milk

Add the milk, crushed ice, berries, banana and the chocolate flavored things last in the blender and give it a whiz for five minutes, the results should be cold, frothy, weird-looking and purple. Simply pour the liquid in a tall glass and enjoy it with your friends. Don’t tell them that you christened it Joker Juice; they might give a few weird looks and check out the time in a very paranoid manner.