Random Tall Man Slaughters Everyone During Competition
DRUNKEN pub-goers lay dead and bloodied in their thousands after a tall and lanky man dressed up in Army camouflage murdered each and every patron at the pool table with an unchalked pool cue after drinking three drinks and managing to stay sober and clean despite a blood-soaked and gruesome crime scene. “He just came in, sat, drank and then got up and did his thing at the tables.” A forty year old survivor told police. The man is described as tall, lanky, and “mulleted” and was last seen at the local pizza store, leaving the small town populace baffled over the fact that the man was reportedly carrying a trophy from his victory and a bag of pork crackle left over from the competition. They also report that no pool tables or pool cues were harmed or taken during the attack.
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