Survivalism: MULTI PURPOSE
Not only does this tool fufill it’s use as a multi-purpose shovel for gardening, but now that I’ve seen the advert for this, I think it was secretly marketed for mass-murderers. In their twenties and male. I wonder if these guys or the manufacturer notices this gross mistake? I find it hilarious.
Randomly Relevant 
Wow! I used to sell Cold Steel knives, among others, but it’s been a while so I was not familiar with this item. That is a must-have!!!
(I still loves me some weapons!)
Weapons, eh? I wouldn’t mind a stylish stiletto dagger myself. Nothing like a satisfied custo- I mean, reader.