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GOD IS DEAD, FATED TO BE AN EXILE, CONSIGNED TO THE FLAMES SINCE 2005.

A New Start: RE-SET

Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix.
Christina Baldwin

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Filed under: Books, Friendships, Life, Love, Personal, Quotes, Relationships, Science Fiction

The Finished Road to Recovery: MEDICINE

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world – not even our troubles.
Charlie Chaplin
British actor, director, & screenwriter (1889 – 1977)

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The Reasons Why: NEGLECT

This man who wrote this is an uncaring, jerkface tool. Reasons why: Read the rest of this entry »

Filed under: Annoyances, Rants, Stupidity

In Two Weeks: CONNECTIONS RESTORED

Being friendless taught me how to be a friend. Funny how that works.
Colleen Wainwright, Communicatrix, 11-09-07

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Filed under: Friendships, Life

The Problems With Royality: MARY, MARY

FASHION, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.
A king there was who lost an eye
In some excess of passion;
And straight his courtiers all did try
To follow the new fashion.

Each dropped one eyelid when before
The throne he ventured, thinking
‘Twould please the king. That monarch swore
He’d slay them all for winking.

What should they do? They were not hot
To hazard such disaster;
They dared not close an eye — dared not
See better than their master.

Seeing them lacrymose and glum,
A leech consoled the weepers:
He spread small rags with liquid gum
And covered half their peepers.

The court all wore the stuff, the flame
Of royal anger dying.
That’s how court-plaster got its name
Unless I’m greatly lying.
Naramy Oof

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary
US author & satirist (1842 – 1914)

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Filed under: Humour, Satire, Stupidity

About the Random

Known in various social circles as the Odd Guy With Whacked-Out Insight towards everything he comes across, he now has found a reason to keep on going, since he had a wonderful epiphany; the world will forever be his joyous, bloody asylum. He now aims for a Certificate in assembling Monster-Sized Babbage Analytical Engines of Doom, starting in June. He wishes that he had a straitjacket that can cover the bloodstains on his suit.

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