The Drug Treatment: DATURKEY
To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one’s voice.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary
US author & satirist (1842 – 1914)
Yesterday, I went to the doctor’s (no, unfortunately not the Doctor) to because of my problem. She looked at it since I told her in was in patches on my neck, back, arms and my legs and then she went on a rant. Which was surprising since doctors are portrayed as calm, to-the-point and anti-rant. She ranted on about steroid cream, QV Cream/Sorbolene and special hypo allergenic soap for showering with and the inevitable Claratyne. So to condense it, my dear readers, the doctor K___ says that Virgilius Sade (also known as: V. Sade, VS, Vir, Virgilius Sade the Great) is in essence now, a human turkey that must be drugged, seasoned, semi-baked, glazed and stuffed to keep alive. Or something like that. I am on the second day of the prestigious Turkey Treatment and it is going down by units too fantastic to calculate.