Mental Flow: COFFEE

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Java Chip Frappuccino

You’re a caffeine addict and pretty high maintenance about your coffee. There’s a good chance that everyone at your Starbucks knows your name.

What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

  1. Caffe Vanilla Frappuccino
    Smooth and sweet, you fit in to almost any crowd. No one would suspect you of being a coffee tweaker!

    and i thought i’d prefer chocolate over vanilla any day.

  2. Vanilla is too plain 😦 and the majority get sick of it for a little while.

  3. Actually, the espresso frappuccino, which isn’t on the menu anymore, is the best. Ask for extra ice, cuz the espresso melts it.

  4. We only have Gloria Jean’s here, not Starbucks. But even they could be similar in some ways.

  5. Just say no to Starbucks.

  6. It just is over flavoured, over priced, kiddy drek these days for the rest of us, but… it is so New Generation!

  7. Sheep Generation, you mean… Baaa!

  8. No, I don’t think so; all you’re doing is restricting yourself to the Mass Pouplation. How about the Subcultures? Bet you didn’t see that coming, did you? All they’re doing is making the beverage more attractive.

  9. There’s nothing legitimately activist about not buying from a common store; make your choices based on things other than which tribe you want to belong to, like whether or not the coffee’s any good. Which, you must admit, it is. The frappuccinos, for the most part, are okay as well, if you leave off the godforsaken whipped cream: I mean, you might as well just spread it on your ass.

  10. Is the whipped cream really that bad? I thought everyone liked the stuff on cofee because it goes well.

  11. Subcultures are nonsense. They’re just a way for goths to try justifying the fact that nobody else likes their poetry except Psychoward Inmates.

    Coffee should be well-brewed and served sensibly, not in some kind of mass-produced syrupy thing of gross yuck stuff. That’s way too Mcdonalds Generation.

    I’m not an activist against capitalism. I just like coffee. Real coffee. Mango flavoured coffee. Vanilla flavoured coffee. They’re so wrong! Cream? What? Why??? You’re killing good coffee!!! Don’t you SEE? Are you so BLIND???

    Marshmallows. Nonsense, I tell you.

  12. One, don’t judge a subculture because the stereotypes you see waay too often and two, McDonalds doesn’t make that sort of coffee and like I said before, they’re just trying to make coffee more attractive and drinkable; not one of them can stand the bitterness, have you ever thought of that?

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