Hayt’s Little Lectures I: Scalpels Are Useful For One Reason

Hayt, the Mentat Lecturer of doom!

“Good morning, class. Today we are doing a lesson in Biology on tortur-, no, vivisectio-, sorry, dissection! Go ready the scalpels!”

“Today we’re looking at the internal orga – oh, please do stop squirming, i haven’t even cut into you yet!”

“Try to focus on spots such as pressure points when cutting, they give an edge during interrogation if you need to get a little bloody, and don’t be squeamish when cutting off bits and pieces. Treat this like artwork creation, if it helps.”

“I hope you enjoyed this short orientation lesson;it’ll get more interesting next week! Watch out for Oslo Scythe, he is a little… loopy.”

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