The Virgilius Sade Dictionary

This is after a certain somebody said she wanted to put up a section on “Translating Virgilius” since some of them are unfamiliar with the terms used here at Randomly Relevant. Warning, this page contains stuff that children should not know until the age of sixteen or over. More entries coming on the way. Without further ado Ladies and Gents, I present to you; The Virgilius Sade Dictionary!

• Entries beginning with “A”

Aboriginal(s) - (coming soon!)

AFL - Short for the Australian Footy/Football League. The home of over-muscled males who’d prefer playing a brutal sport called Footy over helping their wives and children cook dinner, this organization also has several different teams including West Coast Eagles, Port Power and the “losers” of the organization, the Fremantle Dockers. These people are adored by party animals, people who abandon the Aussie spirit of “Fair Go” for the name of their team/the sport, Beer-bellies (Robbo the Yobbo), Gatecrashers, Control-freak parents/children/teens and everyone who lacks sportsmanship in more ways than one.

Australia - The world’s well known, apparently Kangaroo-infested dust bowl, crawling with Bananas, home of Steve Irwin, where everyone thinks we drink Fosters and act like the Crocodile Dundee and the whole thing about “Shrimp on the barbie”, which is actually a saying/proverb. Also the home of British convicts (descendants of actual convicts unknown) and Footy (AFL), the most dangerous sport there is.

• Entries beginning with “B”

Banana(s) - See “Aboriginal(s)“

Black Dog, The - In reference to the mythological character that is the Black Dog of the Moor(s). Today it is used as another way to refer to the medical subject of depression.

Bogan - (Coming soon!)

Bottlelo - Typically, a bottle shop where one can get alcoholic drinks. The term is used for both the drive-in type and shop types of bottle shops.

Bulldust/Bullshit - Meaning to be “ridiculous”, can also mean “rubbish” and “nonsense” as well depending on use and context.

By Hand - see “Jack Sauce“

• Entries beginning with “C”
• Entries beginning with “D”

Dickhead - (Coming Soon!)

Doctor Who - (Coming soon!)

• Entries beginning with “E”
• Entries beginning with “F”

Fair Go - (coming soon!)

Footy (for a related article, see “AFL“)

Fosters - A brand of Australian beer which has gained popularity in many a European country. Americans are led to believe the the male population of Oz drinks it regularly during Cricket/Footy/Party Fight/Whatever matches. It is also popular with British expatriates for unknown reasons.

• Entries beginning with “G”
• Entries beginning with “I”
• Entries beginning with “J”

Jack Sauce: Relating to the subject of jacking off.

• Entries beginning with “K”
• Entries beginning with “M”
• Entries beginning with “N”
• Entries beginning with “L”

Land of Oz - See “Australia“

• Entries beginning with “O”
• Entries beginning with “P”

• Entries beginning with “Q”
• Entries beginning with “R”

Robbo the Yobbo - (coming soon!)

• Entries beginning with “S”

Shrimp on the Barbie - (coming soon!)

Skippy the Kangaroo - (coming soon!)

• Entries beginning with “T”

Telly - Australian slang meaning Television, possibly borrowed from the British.

Tool - (Coming Soon!)

Tosser - Meaning jerk or bastard and is usually reserved for idiotic or strongly disliked males.

• Entries beginning with “U”
• Entries beginning with “V”
• Entries beginning with “W”

Wanker - (Coming Soon!)

Wasted - (Coming Soon!)

Whovian - (See “Doctor Who” also) A fan a Doctor Who, the most longest running science fiction series in history spanning from 1963 to the present day (and possibly beyond, thanks numerous spin-offs and novels and audio books/plays by Big Finish). This show has also managed to get itself in the Guinness Book of Records and beaten the living shit out of Star Trek by just.

• Entries beginning with “X”
• Entries beginning with “Y”

Yobbo - (coming soon!)

• Entries beginning with “Z