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GOD IS DEAD, FATED TO BE AN EXILE, CONSIGNED TO THE FLAMES SINCE 2005.

The Family Institution: FOOD FIGHT

I can’t think of anything to write about except families. They are a metaphor for every other part of society.
Anna Quindlen
(1953 – )

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Filed under: Annoyances, Drinks, Eating Out, Family, Food, Friendships, Humour, Rants, Relationships, Subcultures, Thoughts

The Return of the Wheel: SEASONS’ END

I’m not dead. I know I’ve said it once. A lot has happened over the past couple of months concerning my life; Read the rest of this entry »

Filed under: Doctor Who, Drinks, Fashion, Life, Relationships, Religion, Science Fiction, Work

Random Curiosity: JOKER JUICE

I made this up myself during one rare sunny day whilst looking for something to drink. Having a hankering for something icy, sweet and with milk and not feeling like having the “coffee-shakes”, I made the perfect ticket.

Ingredients

½ a cup of crushed ice
½ a cup of berry mix (I used the Sara-Lee frozen in-a-bag variety for this)
½ a banana, sliced up
3 swirls’ worth of Cottee’s choc syrup topping
3 tablespoons of Vittoria drinking chocolate powder
1 cup of milk

Add the milk, crushed ice, berries, banana and the chocolate flavored things last in the blender and give it a whiz for five minutes, the results should be cold, frothy, weird-looking and purple. Simply pour the liquid in a tall glass and enjoy it with your friends. Don’t tell them that you christened it Joker Juice; they might give a few weird looks and check out the time in a very paranoid manner.

Filed under: Batman, Comics, Drinks, Drugs, Humour

About the Random

Known in various social circles as the Odd Guy With Whacked-Out Insight towards everything he comes across, he now has found a reason to keep on going, since he had a wonderful epiphany; the world will forever be his joyous, bloody asylum. He now aims for a Certificate in assembling Monster-Sized Babbage Analytical Engines of Doom, starting in June. He wishes that he had a straitjacket that can cover the bloodstains on his suit.

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